数秒内创建录音棚品质的 Howard DeVille 语音

Hey, lookit here, a spoon! You see that? Always wanted to dance with a spoon. Oh, a cookie jar! Reminds me of my uncle's pet fish. Hey Moe, remember when we tried to make alphabet soup but all the letters spelled nyuk nyuk? What a smart fella I am!

Okay, so when customers say "leave package in a safe place," what exactly is safe? Because your definition of safe and my definition might be different. If I put it behind the plant pot and you wanted it under the mat, don't get upset. Just be specific, people.

Let me tell you something about these credit card rewards programs everybody's talking about. Yes, they sound fantastic, but here's what you need to know: many folks are leaving money on the table because they're not reading the fine print. Let me explain why this matters to your wallet.

Hey, I was just looking at our new smart home system and I realized if the Wi-Fi goes down while we're sleeping the security cameras might not work and then what if someone breaks in while the backup generator isn't properly calibrated I should probably check it again.

Meine lieben Fans, ich bin überwältigt von eurer Unterstützung beim neuen Album. Die Songs bedeuten mir sehr viel, und eure Reaktionen sind einfach fantastisch. Freue mich schon darauf, diese Lieder live mit euch zu teilen. Ihr seid wirklich die Besten.

Ladies and gentlemen, I must tell you, as one who has witnessed the metamorphosis of television broadcasting, that the artistry of sports commentary has diminished considerably since my illustrious tenure behind the microphone. The raw, unvarnished truth-telling that I championed has become a lost art.

Darling, your outfit is absolutely dreadful. Though I suppose it could be salvaged - as a lovely doormat for my mansion. Oh, don't look so hurt, dear. I'm simply being honest. Some of us were born for greatness, others... well, for gathering dust.

Like I said, you know, my sister was talking about these things happening, and unless it's like, something really important, I don't usually pay attention, but she's deep into all that stuff, you know what I mean?