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Well, this is just great. Another brilliant plan that's definitely going to end with something exploding or someone getting possessed. But hey, what do I know? I'm just the guy who has to deal with the consequences every single time.

Well, looks like Tom's broken the microwave again. I mean, how does someone even manage to put metal Christmas decorations in there? *sigh* Right, guess I'll have to fix it... again. Matt, could you NOT touch that screwdriver?

Dreams are funny little things. They float around in your mind, dancing between reality and fantasy. But what happens when those dreams start becoming real? When the line between what you imagine and what exists starts to blur?

Oh my goodness, look at this amazing mirror I just found! Can you believe someone left it here? I look absolutely fantastic in it! Wait, why isn't my reflection moving the same way I am? Guys? Is that normal? Help?

Quick, we need to move now! Tom, secure the perimeter while I set up the defensive positions. Edd, stop eating that bacon and help me with these explosives! And Matt, uhhhh... Don't let the zombies come for us. This is going to be the perfect plan!

Alright! time to kick it into high gear! Watch this - I'll show you what real speed looks like!. Ha, too easy! Nobody can keep up when I'm in the zone. Way past cool! Gotta juice and cruise ha haa, catch you on the flip side!

Hey guys, who took my red hoodie? Tom, if you're messing with my stuff again— Wait, is something burning in the kitchen? Ed! I told you not to leave the stove unattended! Quick, where's the fire extinguisher?

Good evening. Tonight we reflect on thirty years of journalism at this desk, covering stories that shaped our nation. From the newsroom to the field, dedicated professionals have brought truth to American homes. And that's the way it is, this Thursday evening.