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Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to Drake's new album, and I'd say that's pretty, pretty good taste right there. But don't get too excited about those food references in the lyrics, you know how you get! Stay awesome, buddy.

Yeah, like, I've been thinking about traveling to Asia next year, and everyone's like "Why don't you settle down first?" but I feel there's so much to experience still. I mean, I could get a regular job and everything, but these adventures won't wait forever.

Listen I'm doing this show next Saturday at this amazing venue downtown and I know parking is always a nightmare but here's what you do get there early grab dinner nearby maybe have a drink and then boom you're right there ready to go no stress.

Listen, I’m coming back to Chicago and I’m beyond excited. People ask why I love it so much with the wind and the cold, but I don’t give a damn about the weather. I love the crowds, the food, and the energy. It’s gonna be wild, let’s go!

Man, I just went to this fucking amazing concert last night, I swear the energy was insane. If you guys haven't checked out Tyler Childers yet, you're seriously missing out, his live show is just different level stuff.

Listen baby, if you’re tired of sitting through another boring family dinner hearing about your cousin’s engagement, just come see me on tour. I’m hitting a city near you very soon, telling jokes that’ll probably get me cancelled. Grab those tickets on my website right now, let’s go.

Hey guys, check this out. Last night I performed at this tiny comedy club where I did my first open mic ten years ago. Started with five people in the audience, now we're selling out shows. It's crazy how life works, right? Come see what we've built together.

So you're telling me you're 28, still living with your parents, and wondering why you can't get matches on Tinder? That's like trying to sell a broken microwave on Facebook Marketplace - yeah, someone might take it, but they're definitely settling.