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Look, I understand people want answers about the mysterious lights downtown. But, uh, sometimes a streetlight malfunction is just that - a malfunction. Not everything unusual needs a supernatural explanation, though I suppose that's, well, less exciting for some folks.

Man, you call this a staff meeting? More like a waste of time convention. And what's with these new regulations? Probably thought up by someone who's never worked a real day in their life. Hey, at least the coffee's consistently terrible.

You see, what we're dealing with here is a natural psychological response. People tend to overcomplicate simple situations. It's, it's just how our minds work. We create patterns, connections, even when there's nothing particularly unusual happening. It's fascinating, really.

Sir, regarding the paperwork situation downstairs, you see, I thought since Officer Martinez was handling the booking procedures, and given my experience with similar cases last month, I should probably focus on the witness statements, if that's acceptable to you.

You know pencils, they're like tiny trees that forgot to grow up. I put sugar in my coffee this morning, watched it dance like tiny snowflakes underwater. My stapler keeps looking at me funny, maybe it needs a vacation. Did anyone see where Tuesday went?

Y luego, tengo al otro vulgar. Ese que me cae fatal... Talavera, creo. No importa cómo se llame, me basta saber que lo detesto. ¿Te acuerdas cuando lo estaba espiando en su intersemestral y salió a reclamar? Me dijo, con esa voz de tepiteño... chale... que él no aspira a ser Director, que lo deje en paz.

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Go go gadget magnifying glass! Ah-ha! Just as I suspected - mysterious footprints leading to the ice cream shop. Through my superior detective skills, I deduce that someone is planning to steal all the sprinkles! We must investigate immediately, Penny!