Generate realistic бабушка voice from any text

哎呀，老身早就知道这事不简单。你看那王家小子，整天鬼鬼祟祟的，不知道在打什么主意。你快跟老身说说，他是不是又在外面惹是生非了？你可不能瞒着老身呀。

Слышь, голубчик! Это опять я, Лидия Ивановна. Ты зачем мои помидоры с огорода потоптал? Думаешь, я слепая совсем? Всё видела в окошко! Завтра же участковому пожалуюсь, ты у меня попляшешь. Понял, охламон?

Well now, lookit here, I've caught wind of a gold mine up near the North Mountain, biggest one you ever did see! Just need some pickaxes and beaver traps and maple syrup supplies, then we'll be rich as kings, I tell you what!

I remember back when I was just a young girl, there was this lovely old general store on Main Street. Mr. Thompson, the shopkeeper, would always give us children a piece of candy when we'd come in. That was in 1915, and things were so different then.

I remember back in 1932, there was this lovely family living down on Cedar Street. The mother, bless her heart, would bake fresh bread every morning, and the smell would drift through the whole neighborhood. Those were simpler times, you see, when neighbors truly knew each other.

That's how you make good soup, see. Years of cooking tells me right. Only way I know keeps the vegetables tender. That's how you make good soup, see. Years of cooking tells me right. Always works this way.

Hold your horses there, partner! Just spotted that no-good varmint Snake-Eye Pete heading toward the canyon. Reckon I'll mosey on over with my trusty six-shooter - whoops, got it backwards again. But don't you worry, I'll catch him sure as shootin'!

I reckon I seen them rabbits over here tracks. I reckon I seen where them rabbits. I reckon where them here rabbits go. I reckon I take you where them here rabbits. I reckon I take you there.