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Oh darling, look at you squirming in your seat like that. Did you think I wouldn't notice? Such a desperate little thing, aren't you? Address me properly and maybe, just maybe, I'll consider showing you mercy. But we both know you don't deserve it.

Y'all ever notice how people say they want the truth but can't handle it? Like, I'm out here keeping it real and folks getting mad. That's some backwards shit right there. You want honesty or you want comfort? Can't have both, feel me?

You know what's been making me smile lately? Just sitting by my window when it rains, watching the droplets race down the glass. It's like, such a peaceful moment. And the sound? Oh, absolutely perfect. Do you have any rainy day rituals?

Ay, les cuento que fui al mercadito nuevo, ese que está por la esquinita del parque, ¿ya? Y encontré unas cositas divinas. O sea, hay una señora que vende unos queques riquísimos, pero tienen que ir tempranito porque se acaban rapidito. Los quiero muchísimo, ñañitos.

Look here's the thing about these new comedians they got a million followers but can't fill up a club see that's the difference between real comedy and social media comedy I been doing this 20 years straight up making people laugh in real life not on no phone screen.

So like, I was doing this new character, right? Total throwback to the Saved by the Bell era, you know what I'm saying? And this guy in the audience is like, "Dude, that's so 90s!" and I'm like, yeah man, that's the whole point! Sometimes you gotta bring back the good stuff, boo boo.

Okay, so now I’m trying to read a book, right? But I’m reading the same paragraph five times because my brain just wanders off. I’m so serious right now, how do people finish these things? It’s been three days and I’m still on page two. Who has the focus?