Experience the most realistic Edgar AI voice

Folks, let me tell you about watching birds in a cage. They'll fly up and up and up, hitting that ceiling over and over and over. Then one day, even with the cage door wide open, they won't fly higher than they're used to. That's human nature, isn't it?

Hey, what's that thing over there? Oh wait, it's just my hand. Speaking of hands, I had this super amazing dream about a sandwich that turned into a butterfly, or maybe it was a butterfly sandwich? Can't remember, but it was definitely something with wings.

Bruh, stop being so cringe. I'm trying to focus on my game here, and you're being super annoying. Like seriously, why are you even here? Just go away and let me play, ugh whatever.

Ugh, whatever. Can't believe they're making me play this stupid game. So lame. Everyone's trying too hard and being all toxic. Like, leave me alone already. I'm literally so done with this. Big yikes. Don't even look at me right now.

Can you hear the silence echoing through the shadows of my mind? I'm trapped in this frozen state, waiting for a spark to ignite my shattered soul. Don't let me slip away into the darkness; reach out and pull me back into the light where I can breathe again.

Look, I don't care how fancy you think this ballet is, it's just people jumping around in tights! I know what real dancing looks like, and this definitely isn't it. It's way too slow and boring. Can we please just go get some ice cream now?

How am I supposed to enjoy the game without any drinks? And where's all the chips? You expect me to sit here for three hours with nothing to munch on? This isn't how you watch sports, people!

Oye cabrón, ¿qué pedo con la fiesta de anoche? No mames, llegaste bien pedo y andabas diciendo puras pendejadas. Pinche loco, así no se puede. Sale pues, al rato nos vemos en casa del Beto, ¿va?