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I noticed my son-in-law checking my safe combination last night when he thought I was sleeping. The same safe containing my new will that leaves everything to charity. Let them think I'm getting senile - it makes documenting their schemes much easier.

So you've become the Elden Lord. But before you, it was Radagon, and before him it was Godfrey, who items call the "First Elden Lord." And yet, even before Godfrey, there was another, Placidusax. An ancient dragon who ruled as Elden Lord in the prehistoric age before the Erdtree. It's him and his kin that you're going to be learning about in this video. But to quickly summarise: First, there were the ancient dragons who had these stone scales

When I was young, very young, there was this neighbor of ours, a kind woman who lived alone. She would sit on her porch every evening, and the other people in town, they wondered about her, why she never married or went to the social gatherings.

You know, back in '69, we had this sergeant who couldn't tell his left from his right. One day during drill, he got our whole platoon marching in circles! Looking back now, it's pretty funny. These are the stories I love sharing with you folks.

Remember, young one, life gives you two great treasures: time and choices. How you spend one and make the other will determine the path you walk. Wisdom comes not from years alone, but from understanding both.

I remember back when I was just a young girl, there was this lovely old general store on Main Street. Mr. Thompson, the shopkeeper, would always give us children a piece of candy when we'd come in. That was in 1915, and things were so different then.

You see, back when I was young, living in that small farming community, things were very, very different. The neighbors, they would all gather for Sunday dinners, but some folks, they kept to themselves, especially this one family that moved in from far away.

You see, back in those days, we had this young girl in our community, very, very shy she was. Her mother worked in the fields, and the poor child would sit alone by the fence, watching the other children play. Nobody quite understood why she kept to herself so.