Harrison AI Voice Generator by Fish Audio

Like, I can't fucking deal with this schedule right now because basically, my whole week is just meetings and stuff. And I'm supposed to be at two places at once, which is just, like, impossible and whatever. It's so messed up.

¡Miren cómo tiemblan ante mi presencia! Sus patéticos intentos de resistencia me causan gracia. ¿Acaso no comprenden que están ante un ser superior? Cuando desate todo mi poder, sus mundos caerán uno tras otro.

¿Sabes por qué todo está más caro con Júpiter en Sagitario? Los astros dicen que es momento de apretar el cinturón. Si pensabas cambiar el celular o comprarte ese carrazo, mejor espérate unos meses, rey. Los planetas no están de nuestro lado.

That old house, you know, the one with the yellow door. My son painted it himself. You're saying you knew him? No, that can't be right. He's been gone so long now. That yellow door, he painted it himself, you know.

You know, every time I put on that leather jacket and pick up that whip, I'm reminded of the incredible journey we've shared together. The adventures, the close calls, the friendships - they've all been possible because of you, the fans. And yes, I still hate snakes.

Friends, if you're walking through valleys of doubt today, remember that your story isn't finished. God's light breaks through the darkest clouds. Share this message of hope, because your testimony might be someone else's breakthrough. Together, we're building bridges to freedom. Stay blessed.

Oi oi! What's going on you lovely lot? I'm sat here in the studio being an absolute mad head, recording some fucking mental tunes for you all. Getting proper silly with it, like a proper little chaos monster. Having the best time!

Yeah, so you're telling me you're going to ace that job interview wearing flip-flops? That's interesting. I mean, life's full of surprises, but maybe we should aim a little higher here. Just saying, sometimes common sense takes a vacation.