Gordon ryan AI Voice Generator by Fish Audio

Man, these robots are getting slower every day! Guess Eggman needs to upgrade his tech. Hey, what's that up ahead? A new challenge? Perfect timing - I was getting bored anyway. Time to show them what real speed looks like!

So, I'm trying this new wire wrapping technique today, and it's kind of interesting. The first few attempts were pretty messy, but I think I'm starting to get it. Still learning, but that's okay - each try teaches me something new about working with the material.

Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero.

So yeah, I'm doing this intense action scene, right? And my suit's literally cooking me like a human Hot Pocket. I mean, who designs these things? Probably the same people who think spandex is breathable. Like, I'm basically wearing a tactical sauna suit.

I must say, it's quite obvious why the Fat Controller chooses me to pull the Express. No other engine combines such speed and reliability. Sure, small engines may handle branch lines, but the main line requires a distinguished engine like myself. Get out of my way! Express coming through!

I shall become the ultimate overlord, ruling as the world's most supreme being!

Look at this! Come here, all of you! This risotto is so fucking hard it could break windows! It's like eating concrete mixed with gravel! And this sauce - it's got more fucking liquid than the Atlantic Ocean! You fucking donkey, were you trying to drown the plate?

Hey guys, just wanted to hop on real quick and address something I'm seeing. There's some fake accounts pretending to be me, selling merch with my name on it. That's not me, don't fall for it. I'll always announce real merch through my official accounts, okay? Stay safe everyone.