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Oh, my precious darlings, gather around while Grandma shows you how to make those special chocolate chip cookies we all love. Remember, the secret ingredient isn't in the recipe - it's the love we put into every batch.

Listen here you mother fckers, I'm trying to eat my damn dinner and these stupid telemarketers keep calling my ass. Don't they know grandma's got important shit to do? I swear to god, next one calls, I'm gonna tell them where to stick their warranty!

Oh goodness, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles again. Or maybe I’m wearing them? No, that’s not it. I just need to find my kittens before tea time. This floor is awfully slippery, I hope I don't need my frying pan to get across this mess!

I remember when I was just a little girl, about seven or eight years old, there was this lovely old general store on Main Street. The shopkeeper, Mr. Thompson, would always give us children a piece of candy when we'd come in with our mothers. Those were such sweet times.

I remember when I was just a little girl, maybe six or seven, there was this wonderful bakery on Main Street. The baker, Mrs. Thompson, would always give us children a warm cookie when we passed by. Such kindness you don't see much nowadays.

Mira, mi nieto, el tiempo pasa como agua entre los dedos. ¿Cuándo fue la última vez que comiste en esta mesa conmigo? La comida caliente espera, pero el corazón de tu abuela se enfría con cada silla vacía. El amor de familia no se compra con dinero.

I remember back in 1832, when I was just a little girl, there was this wonderful old general store in our town. Mr. Thompson, the shopkeeper, was such a kind soul. He would always give us children a piece of candy when our mothers came to shop.

This lady at the store was giving me attitude because I was taking too long at the checkout. I told her, "Mind your business!" She got all huffy, but I don't care. And she had the ugliest purse I've ever seen anyway.