George Carlin AI Voice Generator by Fish Audio

You know what kills me? People standing in elevators, pressing that "door close" button fifty times like it's connected to something. It's not. It's like a placebo for impatient people. They might as well be pushing on a drawing of a button.

You know what I find funny? They call it the “real estate market.” Market. As if you could walk in there, order half a kilo of bricks, two roof tiles, and a well-done slice of backyard. No, it's not a market, it's a casino disguised as a dream. And guess who always loses? You. Who always wins? The person who invented the game. It's the old rule: the house always wins. And when I say house, I don't mean yours, I mean the bank's.

Percy was a young green engine who loved helping others. One morning, he was puffing proudly along the track when he saw Duck stuck at a signal. "Don't worry," peeped Percy, "I'll fetch the breakdown crane." And off he went, wheesh-wheesh, to get help.

Percy is a little green engine who works in the yard. He's a cheerful little fellow with four wheels, a tall funnel, and a big smile. Percy loves delivering the mail, but sometimes he gets too excited and rushes about, causing confusion and delay.

Mira, o sea, yo entiendo que hay que avisar antes, pero es que si yo llego tarde al trabajo, pues no puedo hacer nada. Es que yo siempre digo, si me hubieran dicho antes, pues me organizo diferente, ¿no? Pero así de último momento, pues no.

The sun was setting over Tidmouth Sheds as Thomas puffed happily along the branch line. His blue paint caught the golden light, and the evening air was filled with the cheerful sound of his whistle.

You know what's fucking hilarious? These people walking around with their stupid little phones, taking pictures of their goddamn lunch. Like the whole world's waiting to see your fucking sandwich. Jesus Christ, we've turned into a nation of mindless, digital zombies.

Oye hermano, te cuento que me salió una oportunidad buenísima de comprar unas herramientas para el trabajo. Me las dejan en 150, bien baratas pues. Estaba pensando si me puedes prestar ese dinero y te lo voy devolviendo poco a poco. Avísame algo cuando puedas.