Ryk!le
by 山添春樹(RYK!LE)0:00:00.240,0:00:01.900
Hey guys, what’s up — it’s RYK!LE.
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Alright… so—
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I’m cooking today.
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Crepes. Yeah. Crepes.
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Let’s gooo—
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It’s gonna be a banana crepe.
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Why does “banana crepe” sound like a person’s name?
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That actually sounds like somebody.
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What was that name again—
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I already forgot.
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Wow. We’re off to a great start.
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Look at this though… it kinda feels surreal.
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There’s nice background music and everything.
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Okay. Milk.
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Pouring it in…
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By the way, I’m actually terrible at cooking.
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Like… really bad.
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Back then I genuinely couldn’t do anything.
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This part? Rough.
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Oh— that’s not cheese.
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It’s butter.
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Some of you probably noticed already.
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I’m probably the only one confused.
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This is not good.
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Yeah… not good.
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Why do I sound so monotone? Am I forcing this?
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It says, “Add an appropriate amount.”
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That helps. Thanks.
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Oh, and this is voice-over by the way.
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Wait… what was I saying?
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Oh. That actually looks kinda good.
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Okay, fast-forwarding.
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Alright, so—
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I just called myself an idiot.
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My language is getting worse. I should chill.
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Looks like it mixed properly though.
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Mix, mix, mix—
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Oh. It’s splashing.
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Yeah… it’s splashing everywhere.
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What even is this?
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Cooking is actually kinda hard.
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Okay, maybe “exhausting” is dramatic. But it’s not easy.
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Yeah. That was dramatic.
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Still… it’s harder than I expected.
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What was this again? Not regular flour… cake flour?
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Yeah. Adding that in.
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Alright. Just keep mixing. I guess.
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Right?
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Yeah.
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Why am I narrating obvious things?
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What have I been talking about this whole time?
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Alright… almost there. About a minute left.
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Wait, not eight minutes. Seventy-eight seconds.
This whole thing is like twenty minutes total.
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And yeah, it beeps.
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Why did I feel the need to explain that it beeps?
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Someone please teach me how to cook.
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Even in the comments. I’ll take it.
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Oh. That batter actually looks nice.
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Oh no. It burned.
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Making the batter isn’t that hard…
but wrapping everything neatly?
That’s the real problem.
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Or maybe I just messed it up.
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Is this right? I guess we’re cutting it.
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Pop.
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Pop.
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Oh— strawberry jam. Okay.
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Back to voice-over mode.
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Why does that look kind of weird?
My inner thoughts are going wild right now.
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What am I even saying?
I should probably stop talking.
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Banana. Banana time.
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The banana is ready.
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Wait— where did it go?
Banana?!
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There it is. Banana.
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That is… a lot of banana.
Honestly? I’m not mad about it.
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I don’t think chopsticks were the right choice here.
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Yeah. Definitely not the right move.
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I mean the technique. The technique is wrong.
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Alright… and here’s the final result.
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It’s… a little messy.
But it’s something.
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If you enjoyed this chaotic cooking attempt,
please like and subscribe.
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I’ve been a little slow with filming and editing lately,
but I’ll try to stay more consistent.
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Alright.
Bye.
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Wow… saying “bye” feels weirdly nostalgic.
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Anyway. See you.