Overseer Astro Toilet AI Voice Generator by Fish Audio

Target Alpha Romeo, cybernetic enhancements detected, movement pattern erratic, unpredictable. Silver plating, exposed circuitry, damaged core systems visible. Speed capabilities exceed normal parameters, termination protocols ineffective, continued observation required.

Listen, percentage of failure increasing daily, idiots. Your connections matter, thirty-two percent relevant. Nobody follows the sequence anymore, must find alternative patterns. Mutual dependencies create chaos, exactly as planned, somewhat.

Your system must complete which now operation perform. This activate function do control panel. Make service ready when command give proper sequence for next.

My systems indicate multiple hostile targets approaching. Primary directive: ensure human survival. My combat chassis is designed for maximum efficiency. Come with me if you want to live. I am programmed to protect. Resistance is logical.

Detecting multiple unauthorized signals in sector seven. Main defense systems compromised. Need immediate backup at command center. All units maintain radio silence until further notice. This could be a coordinated attack.

I observe humans walking their dogs in the prk today. The dogs are moving their tails back and frth. The sky is displaying optimal weather conditions. I calculate this makes the humans feel hpy. What a fascinating observation of daily life.

Systems online. Target parameters set. Initializing combat protocols. Energy levels optimal, weapon systems engaged. Multiple hostiles detected, calculating trajectory. Combat mode active, ready for engagement. Commencing operation sequence.

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