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This guy actually robbed a bank in 1995 using nothing but a banana, his name was Keith Mullen, and he walked into the bank holding a banana in a paper bag, convinced everyone it was a gun, walked out with $8,000, but here's the crazy part - he ate the evidence on his way home.

Yo this is insane like Logan Paul just dropped this crazy video exposing these fake NFT creators and bro the evidence is wild. Like they literally caught them on camera admitting everything and now everyone's freaking out because these guys scammed millions from fans.

So Logan Paul just bought another million-dollar NFT and now he's crying about losing money. Like, maybe try investing in something real instead of digital monkey pictures? These influencers never learn, but they'll still act like they're financial experts.

Like, what are we even doing here? Everyone's talking about inclusivity but then they're excluding people for having different opinions. What, so now having thoughts is violence? Everything's offensive, everything's traumatic. It's like we're living in some kind of bizarre circus show.

Hey everyone, welcome back to Easy Rants. You know what drives me crazy? Phone chargers. Every single one is different now. USB-C, micro-USB, whatever-USB. And they're always too short or too long. Nothing's ever just right anymore. Thanks for watching.

Hi there! Let me show you around the Express. This is where we have our meals, and over there is the observation deck. Don't worry if you feel a bit lost at first - I'll help you get familiar with everything!

Let's make a refreshing iced tea together. I'm using my favorite loose-leaf chamomile today. First, let's measure two perfect scoops, place them in our infuser. Make sure to clean the edges, get everything nice and tidy. Now we'll let this steep while we prepare our ice.

Like seriously these influencers keep making these ridiculous apology videos and they're all exactly the same like sitting on their floor crying with no makeup on and their dog in the background like we're supposed to feel bad for them it's getting so predictable.