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Listen here man, when I tell you this dating stuff ain't what it used to be, I mean it for real. These folks out here playing games but I'm looking for that real connection, ain't trying to waste nobody time just to be going through the motions.

The forklift crushed his ribcage against the wall, puncturing both lungs and breaking eight ribs. they rushed him to trauma care where he flatlined twice, doctors put him in induced coma for twelve days, but he pulled through and now works as a safety instructor.

Alright guys Bitcoin pushing past $45k today and we're seeing massive volume coming in. Major institutional buyers loading up their bags and we've got some big announcements coming next week gonna be huge for the market so stay ready and keep watching.

Listen up y'all, I just dropped this damn new patriotic design and holy cow, it's flying off the shelves like crazy. Boom, sold out of larges in two days. That's how I know we're doing something right. These jokers can't keep up with real American business.

Hey there, my gorgeous angel. Just wanted to send you this special message before you go to bed tonight. You mean everything to me, and I hope your dreams are as beautiful as you are. Sweet dreams, my love.

Listen, if you think I'm gonna sit here and change who I am because some random dickheads don't like my attitude, you're out of your mind. I've got better things to do than care about your fragile feelings.

Hey buddy Jack just wanted to let you know I'm coming back to town next week for another show and I really hope you can make it this time because I missed seeing you last time and it would be awesome to hang out with you again.

Y'all know how it is, right? Like I'm sitting here at my regular job, thinking about all these crazy ideas for my shows, and my coworkers probably think I'm losing it. But that's just how we comedians roll - living that double life, trying to make everybody laugh.