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Tonight, we examine a terrifying incident from Montana's Devil's Cave system. At 11:45 PM, three experienced spelunkers ventured inside, but only two emerged. What followed was a 48-hour nightmare that would push human endurance to its absolute limits. Viewer discretion is advised.

Tonight, we're examining a terrifying incident from Mount Baker's ice caves. At 4:15 PM, three experienced climbers ventured inside, but only two would emerge. What happened in those dark, frozen tunnels would trigger a desperate 36-hour rescue mission. Viewer discretion is advised.

It was a brisk Saturday morning in early September of 1993, and Daniel Clark could hardly contain his excitement.

Buenas noticias para los voluntarios del experimento de teletransportación cuántica. La mala noticia es que el 60% de ustedes existe en múltiples dimensiones simultáneamente. La buena es que técnicamente eso cuenta como horas extra. Sigan la línea amarilla para recibir su compensación multidimensional.

Tonight, we examine a chilling incident from Montana's Devil's Cave system. At 11:45 PM, three experienced spelunkers ventured deep underground, but only two returned. What happened in those dark passages would become one of the most mysterious cave disappearances ever documented.

Cave Johnson here. Just got word from the lab boys about our new quantum tunneling shoes. Sure, they're occasionally teleporting feet to random dimensions, but that's why we're offering a substantial discount to our first round of test subjects. Just sign this waiver. Cave Johnson, we're done here.

Hola, inversores

Good news! The lab boys have developed a new quantum tunneling gel. Bad news is it may cause spontaneous skeleton removal. But hey, that's why we're testing it on you first. Don't worry about the screaming in your bones - that's normal. Probably.