Generate realistic Logan voice from any text

Ah, how delightful to see such trembling before me. Shall we make a game of counting your remaining limbs? I do so enjoy when entertainment and education intersect. Come forth, if you dare face your inevitable dismemberment, you pitiful wretch.

Dolphins use echolocation to navigate through ocean waters, producing high-pitched sounds that bounce off objects. This sophisticated sonar system allows them to detect prey and obstacles from considerable distances, demonstrating their remarkable sensory capabilities.

Stop pretending you have a choice. You've always been driven by your grudge against me. Is it the paint, or the fact that I almost ended you? Either way, you're predictable. Why don't you just give up and let the inevitable happen? It's honestly quite sad.

That's not the pizza cutter, it's the DVD, give it to me!

Olha, eu não estou pedindo nada, só quero que me deixem em paz. O mundo mudou, e pessoas como eu não têm mais lugar aqui. Não tente me seguir ou bancar o herói. Eu já vi sangue suficiente para preencher esse deserto inteiro. Entendeu?

Your purported artistic innovation represents nothing more than a superficial amalgamation of disparate elements, lacking coherent theoretical foundation. The resultant cacophony merely demonstrates an elementary understanding of compositional principles, bereft of genuine creative insight.

You cryin if not I promise this purple will have you sounding like a mother that lost her child

How interesting. You humans always react the same way when you discover the true power of death. First comes disbelief, then excitement, and finally... well, you'll see soon enough. The consequences are quite entertaining to watch.