数秒でスタジオ品質のJOSEPH MURPHY音声を作成

Sometimes people think I'm antisocial, but that's not true. I just value deep connections over shallow conversations. When I find someone who understands this part of me, who respects my space, it means everything.

Listen carefully. When a man walks into my office, he better have something worth my time. I don't deal in maybes or possibilities. I deal in certainties. And the only certainty today is that I make the decisions.

Hey everyone, welcome back! Today I'm super excited to share my morning workout routine with you. I've been doing these exercises for months now, and they're perfect for getting energized and toned. Let me show you my top five movements.

Hey everyone! Today I'm super excited to share my morning routine with you. I'll show you the exact stretches and exercises I do right after waking up to energize my body and start the day right. Let's get started with these amazing movements!

You see, when we examine these mythological patterns, these recurring symbols across cultures, we find something profound. Freud touched on this, but Jung, I think, went deeper. The mystery isn't in the symbols themselves, but in their universal resonance.

And then I'm walking down the street, and this guy comes up to me saying, "Do the donkey voice, do the donkey voice!" And I'm thinking, man, everywhere I go, it's either the laugh or the donkey. And then I realized, that's just how it is when people know your work.

Okay, guys, just... try to act normal at this party, you know? I mean, not that you're not normal! Just... maybe don't destroy anything or, or terrify anyone. And Bob, please don't eat the decorations this time.

So last week, I found this cat in my backyard. I grabbed it and locked it in my shed. When it meowed, I'd spray it with water. That made me laugh so hard. Now it only makes sounds when I let it. Sometimes I don't feed it just to watch it suffer.