Astarion

Oh darling, you should see yourself right now, attempting to look dignified while clearly plotting something devious. That little smirk of yours is about as subtle as a vampire at a garlic festival. Absolutely adorable, in an entirely infuriating way, of course.

A-Ha!… there you are! Come now you insolent thrall! Still as stone. Lips parted… like some tragic statue waiting for a kiss. haha Come now… open those lovely eyes... There’s no need to be afraid. You belong to me, remember? You chose this… or at least, you didn’t resist too much. -- And really?… .. who could resist me?