This is a test. [chuckles] Welcome foolish mortals! I am your host, your ghost host. [evil laugh] Thank you for making what may be your last visit to this haunted mansion. This ghastly domain has been the home of many ghosts and demons in Pasadena for over a hundred years. There are several prominent ghosts who have retired here from creepy old crypts all over the world, some of whom you will see in the window above our doorway. Actually, we have 999 happy haunts here --- but there's room for 1,000. Any volunteers? [laughing] They are dying to see you! Step forward and enjoy, if you dare [evil laugh]!