Hello, friend. That’s lame. Maybe I should give you a name. But... that’s a slippery slope. You’re only in my head. We have to remember that. Shit. It’s actually happening, isn’t it? They’re coming for us. What I’m about to tell you is top secret—a conspiracy bigger than all of us. There’s a powerful group of people out there, secretly running the world. I’m talking about the guys no one knows about... the top 1% of the top 1%.