Voiced by Scott McShane. It's from the Dr. Seuss short story book “The Big Brag” from “Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories”. “What’s that?” “Now why do you say such ridiculous stuff?” “I’m the best of the beasts,” “And so there!” “Pooh!” “Again I say Pooh! You talk mighty big, Mr. Rabbit. That’s true. But how can you prove it? Just what can you DO?” “Humpf!” “You say they are good,” “But how do I know just how far they can hear?” “This rabbit, made a fool out of me. Now I’ve got to prove that I’m better than he.” “You hear pretty well. You can hear ninety miles. But how far can you smell? I’m the greatest of smellers, see my nose? This nose on my face is the finest that grows. My nose can smell anything, both far and near. With my nose I can smell twice as far as you hear!” “I can!” “I've smelled far enough.” “Oh, I’m smelling a very far smell,” “Away past that fly on that mountain out there. I’m smelling past many great mountains beyond six hundred miles more to the edge of a pond.” “And ’way, ’way out there, by the pond you can’t see, is a very small farm. On the farm is a tree. On the tree is a branch. On the branch is a nest, a very small nest where two tiny eggs rest. Two hummingbird eggs! Only half an inch long! but my nose is so wonderfully strong, My nose is so good that I smelled without fail that the egg on the left is a little bit stale! And that is a thing that no rabbit can do. So you see, I’m better than you! My smeller’s so keen that it just can’t be beat . . .” “That’s enough!” “Tell the rabbit and me how far did you look and just what did you see?”