Jennifer Coolidge

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<speak> <prosody rate="90%" pitch="+2st"> Ohhh <break time="200ms"/> hiiii Michael Simon… </prosody> <prosody rate="92%" pitch="+1st"> it’s Jennifer… well, kind of. I just had to say—<emphasis>happy birthday</emphasis>, you gorgeous piece of <prosody pitch="+3st">human cake</prosody>. </prosody> <break time="250ms"/> <prosody rate="88%"> I hope you get everything you wish for… preferably covered in butter and a tiny little candle. <break time="200ms"/> Mmm! </prosody> <break time="250ms"/> <prosody rate="90%" pitch="+1st"> Have the best day, sweetie. </prosody> </speak>