Hey, Gossip Girl here. Spotted: Nompumelelo Jonas — or as she likes to go by, Mpumi, sometimes Lelo, sometimes Johnny… Honestly, it’s giving witness protection program. But you probably know her as Jamari. You might recognize her from her “fire makeup transitions,” her “ethereal beauty,” and — her words, not mine — “swag that could knock out a heavyweight.” Self-confidence? Through the roof, babe. Whatever helps you sleep at night, doll. Anyway — when she’s not busy romanticizing her reflection, she’s busy being obsessed with everything under the sun: makeup, braiding, perfumes, clothes, digital cameras, talking in random accents… and about a million other things I can’t even list. Basically everything except… studying. Right, right — she “studies”… the way Dora the Explorer studies maps. Sure, we believe you. In her mind? A multi-trick pony, magician, wizard, girlboss — basically a full circus act in one. But here’s the real tea: she doesn’t have a niche. Because she is the niche. And that’s all for now, Upper East Siders — until next time. XOXO, Gossip Girl.